February 2011
187 posts
What did I learn today?
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ARE MADE FROM HORSE URINE. So if you are ever in need, go to your local ranch a drink some horse’s piss. It might taste bad, but at least you won’t get pregnant.
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
January 2011
266 posts
"look there's a cutie!"
kevinalcalde:
-beautifulfiasco:
sha-boom:
illestjay:
:)
when watching a fight over facebook
you sit there in your seat refreshing the page every 30 seconds thinking
COMPLETELY RELEVANT AT THIS MOMENT I’m just like WTF
"I like to step my game up every once in a while."
@notella should already know, haha. FRIDAY: School was the usual. Officially love my geography professor. He’s hella funny. Bart back home with Val, Josh, Ann and Ivy. Josh definitely made our day with his random ass twitch! Haha. Got home and waited for Arjay so we could hang out. Got redbox, picked up from Gabri, tap, then home. Rolled one. “Hey, guess what my fingers smell...
I'm not a morning person
passloveon:
When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
Parents dont like anything.
superdianaa:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
YES!
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
damn you bruno!
“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (via quote-book)
Today Felt Like A Friday
Started off my morning right with some Starbucks, nom. Got to BART and due to misunderstanding and lack of attention I got on the Richmond train. Haha! But then I get out right and got on the right one :P Bio was a bore. Lots of notes, but at least everyone around me made it bearable. Critical thinking was boring too. But I was able to put my philosophy101 into use with some of Descartes mind and...
“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.”
– Chinese Emperor from Mulan (via quote-book)
What Hutton taught me
Every hour, when deaths minus births are computed, 16,000 people are born. That means.. more people need to die because, damn, that’s hella people.
Reblog If you can unwrap a Starburst in your...
merhowsexyisthat:
Watchkevinalcalde:
whohasbluewaffle:
kevinkhanhtran:
chelseaabaaby:
typicaljennifer:
merarara:
wsupjd:
So my mom was looking for some ink right…..?
jdsfhuasidf
HAHAHAHAH OMFG.
omg…this is just like my mom.
LMFAO.
My mom would fucking kill me if I asked her that.
AHAHAHHA
ME AND MY MOM RIGHT HERE. hahahaa!
The sexual noises I make when I stretch.
aintnorestforthewickedd:
ahaha omg, every fucking time lol
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